Today at our quarterly meeting the boss informed us we were 68% over budget and had the best year in the 24 years of the company's existence. As a reward he got everybody, and I mean everybody, new iPads. I'm talkin' the temps, the people that were hired 2 days ago, everyone. What will I actually do with this thing? Probably surf the internet while watching tv, and listen to Pandora in the garage. Lori really wanted one so she could Facebook while watching "Teen Mom," so I'm sure it will be hard to pry it out of her hands. Oh, and get Angry Birds.