Oh so lonely

My girlfriend flew to Arizona


So she and her family could eat at Ochoa's


She left me with the pooches


I'm not getting my smooches


And I'm watching TMZ alone-a


I miss my girlfriend. It's only been 5 days and I've already devolved into a bachelor man-beast. Sure, sure, I'm getting lots of things done on my bikes and cars, sleeping however I want, doing whatever I want, but I'm lonely! I have 2 dogs and 2 cats to keep me company, but they don't get my McCain and Palin jokes!

I miss this conversation every night:
"What do you want for dinner?"
"I dunno, what do you want?"
"How bout X?"
"Sure, babe whatever you want."
"You don't want that do you?"
"Well, I'm really not in the mood for X."
"Ok how bout we cook something?"
"Nahhh, I'm really not in the mood for cooking."
"Ok, how bout you go outside and chew on some bark?"

I miss that! I can't live every day without a challenge in my evening life after a long day at work. It's too easy right now. I'm hungry? I eat. I'm tired? I sleep. I want to watch tv, BAM! I WATCH WHATEVER I WANT. I need my conflict back!

Hurry up and get back Lori. We have much reality tv to watch, leftovers to cook, and cat hair to vacuum. I love you!