Stick it up your ass and "blow"

I've been trying for 2 years to get an old Yoder Wolf Whistle off ebay. I've watched time after time these things going for way more than they should be worth. IS it gold chainers with too much money on their hands? The Japanese? The Swedes? Whoever they are are really starting to chafe my ass. I just want my Desoto to go WOOO WOOO!



HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!?