Ooh that smell

Last night I was in my garage dorkin' around when I smelled this really chemical odor. The closest thing I could equate it to was the smell of old gas that had turned to tar in some gas tanks. I started sniffing all over. I sniffed the new oil tank, I sniffed every motorcycle, every fluid I had. I just couldn't find the source. It was really concerning me because it was really strong. The flickering fluorescent light above me was not helping matters. Then I looked up at the light...



The light fixture was to about take a giant white poop on my garage floor. And then who knows what else. I'm glad I caught it before things got really bad.