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Thursday, September 4, 2008

How One Screw Can Ruin Your Week

A screw. Not a hump, but a fastener. Carelessly left on a street. That's what ruined my week. My boss was letting me borrow his 1970 Triumph motorcycle for the weekend and on Monday, Labor Day, I went to Colma to get some oil to do an oil change for him. It was a beautiful day. A beautiful day to get a flat. I hit a screw, pulled over, and started walking back. About 4 miles. Of course I forgot my phone.

I decided to give hitch hiking a shot. I'd never done it before. I stuck my thumb in the air and kept walking. After a mile someone picked me up and dropped me off about a mile from home. I kept walking.

I saved a worm crawling on the sidewalk in the hot day. I put him in some cool shade and hopefully he crawled back in the earth. Good thing I wasn't fishing.

I made it home, drank some Hawaiian Punch, got my truck, and Lori helped me pick it up and bring it home.

Tuesday night, after getting a new tube, I took off the rear tire, which was a pain in the ol keister. But unfortunately I could not break the seal on the tire.

Wednesday I brought the tire in to get changed at a shop. $20. Worth my suffering if you ask me. I get a phone call later saying the wheel uses a specialized tube with a thicker valve stem. And of course they didn't have one. I had to call around and found ONE in Redwood City. I had to leave work in my Desoto and travel 15 miles south, get it, and come back. Last night I got everything back together just as it got dark. That is the most painful flat I've ever had to deal with, and the whole thing cost me about $75 in gas, tube, shop and 10 hours of my time.

What made all this really bad is the pressure that I had to get it back to my boss by today, Thursday, because insurance people are inspecting it. But I made it by the skin of my teeth. And I can borrow it ANYTIME I want. Tubular!

Easy Like Sunday Morning

Sunday mornings are...
Dog and cat pancakes

Banksy Tours America

Enough of this political bullshit. Banksy is touring America and here are some pics:
BANKSY TOURS AMERICA

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Horrow Show

After being thoroughly frightened by Fred Thompson at the RNC last night, I have compiled a list of celebrities I was surprised to see are Republicans.

Sammy Hagar
Gary Sinise
Adam Sandler
Alex Trebek
Sam Raimi
Drew Carey
Dennis Hopper
Chuck Norris
Tom Selleck
Yakov Smirnoff
Vince Vaughn
Leslie Nielson
David Lynch
Zachary Ty Bryan
Stephen Baldwin
Nacy Cartwright (And a Scientologist)
Dick Clark
The Rock
John Hughes
Freddie Prinze, Jr
Kevin Sorbo
Walt Disney (he's an old school Republican, so he gets a bi)

There are many more that I am NOT surprised they are Republicans
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Rumble On The Bay

I made it out to Ace Cafe on Saturday night on my boss' bike, but I missed the ride on Sunday. Here's some pics:
Rumble On The Bay

Kumma Yu Wanna Lay Mey

Our big tiki party bash was this weekend. We pretty much spent our whole weekend cleaning, decorating, and spending money on it. I had a blast for sure. I was too busy being bartender and manning the grill to get any pics of the party itself. Lori made a volcano cake!!! Thankis for everyone who showed up! We'll be doing this again, but we can't guarantee the weather will be as perfect as it was.

All the pics





VPILF

Thanks John!


Thanks GOP!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Another fine example of Clinton Foolishness

Tiki Party Tonight!

We're having a bitchin' tiki themed party this weekend at our pad. It's our 8 months belated house warming party. There's going to be food, music, food, and lots of tiki drinks. In preparation for this sware, I've been digging up some tuneage and have come upon some cool bands like...

The Mermen
The Neptunas
King of Hawaii
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
The Ghastly Ones
Los Tiki Phantoms

So two things.

First I want to bring up Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. You may have heard his amazing rendition of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". It's rad, right? Well he's DEAD. DEAD AS A DOORKNOB. After looking him up, I was shocked to see the guy was ginourmously obese.



He died in 1997. I seriously suggest you check his music out.

The other thing I want to mention are Los Tiki Phantoms out of Spain. I was looking on their page and saw this drawing:



I dug in some more and discovered the artist is Fermín Solís. His website is chocked full of cool caricature/cartoon based illustrations which I just eat up. Go check it out!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Awesome Old Fart

I seriously want to be just like this guy when I get old.

How to build Zort, the motorcycle