Kids, don't do crack

Max decided to show me I need a new helmet. A few wacks against the tile floor and I have a new source of ventilation. I've had this helmet a loooong time. I went through so many helmets trying to find one that fit right and didn't look like The Great Kazoo. This yellow 1966 (brand unknown) was perfect. I was just telling Lori that when I'm dead and gone this will probably be sitting on Max's shelf as a keepsake. Guess I jinxed myself. I'm thinking about getting one of the Loser Machine or Skull Crush, they supposedly have a smaller profile and are DOT. Even smaller profile than the new Biltwell Bonanzas. Hopefully the "low profile" is actually low profile.